PORT- LAND IS WEIRD!

19

Jun

“The Beastie Boys Bandit” is Portland’s newest celebrity criminal!  Although, he kind of looks like The Crow.

“The Beastie Boys Bandit” is Portland’s newest celebrity criminal! Although, he kind of looks like The Crow.

06

May

Portland Woman Wakes Up With British Accent After Trip To Dentist!  Her husband is so bummed weirded out.

27

Jan

This is exactly why there is a show making fun of Portland in the first place.

This is exactly why there is a show making fun of Portland in the first place.

25

Jan

If you think this brings Portland’s weirdness into the mainstream, just wait till The Real Housewives show up.

If you think this brings Portland’s weirdness into the mainstream, just wait till The Real Housewives show up.

06

Jan

It’s 2011 and Portland is still weird!

At least we can finally stop looking at the Rudolph nose.

It’s 2011 and Portland is still weird!

At least we can finally stop looking at the Rudolph nose.

09

Nov

Don’t get too close to someone’s Bacon Maple Bar.
No one survives the donut eye of death.

Don’t get too close to someone’s Bacon Maple Bar.

No one survives the donut eye of death.

Yep.  In Portland, the donuts are such a big deal that Asian guys with Australian accents have their pictures taken with the box before they eat them.

Yep.  In Portland, the donuts are such a big deal that Asian guys with Australian accents have their pictures taken with the box before they eat them.

08

Nov

Why do Portland’s street musicians look like the personification of bed bugs?

Why do Portland’s street musicians look like the personification of bed bugs?

04

Nov

Breaking News:  Emu captured near Sandy Blvd!
Why does it look like it only has one leg?

Breaking News:  Emu captured near Sandy Blvd!

Why does it look like it only has one leg?

CNN does story on a Portland tattoo guy who injects his eye with ink.

Little do they know, so have half the people walking along 82nd.